Oh! Yoko.

Yoko Ono's Twitter feed:

Imagine 1000 suns in the sky @ same time. Let them shine for 1hr. Then let them gradually melt into the sky. Make 1 tunafish sandwich & eat. 5:01 PM Aug 5th

Imagine letting a goldfish swim across the sky. Let it swim from the East to the West. Drink a liter of water. 5:02 PM Aug 4th

Next time you meet a 'foreigner', remember it's only like a window with a different shape to it and the person who's sitting inside is you. 5:00 PM Jul 24th


Phillip Schofield's Twitter feed:

Happiness is an empty dishwasher and nothing waiting to go in.... Or is that just me? :) 1:31 PM Jul 29th

@jamie_oliver mate! A bloke in the Souk in Marrakech says he's a great friend of yours and I should buy all my spices from him!! Lol :) 8:11 PM Jul 25th