R.I.P. ME SUPER.

My best pal (except for Fruit Bat and Tom Bobbin) has broken. Here it is on the right, in action at Big Ben restaurant, Haridwar, India.

It has captured my diary entries over the last three years as it followed me around India, Paris, London, Sheffield, the Peaks, Brighton, the Hertfordshire countryside.

Oh! Yoko.

Yoko Ono's Twitter feed:

Imagine 1000 suns in the sky @ same time. Let them shine for 1hr. Then let them gradually melt into the sky. Make 1 tunafish sandwich & eat. 5:01 PM Aug 5th

Imagine letting a goldfish swim across the sky. Let it swim from the East to the West. Drink a liter of water. 5:02 PM Aug 4th

Next time you meet a 'foreigner', remember it's only like a window with a different shape to it and the person who's sitting inside is you. 5:00 PM Jul 24th


Phillip Schofield's Twitter feed:

Happiness is an empty dishwasher and nothing waiting to go in.... Or is that just me? :) 1:31 PM Jul 29th

@jamie_oliver mate! A bloke in the Souk in Marrakech says he's a great friend of yours and I should buy all my spices from him!! Lol :) 8:11 PM Jul 25th

kill your television.

Doppelganger spotting in the créma de la créme of tacky, kitsch television. Ned from Neighbours and John James from Big Brother 2010. With Josie as a Janae figure.




















John James gives Janae a massage.


Whilst Ned flirts with Josie in the Big Brother house.